Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
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