..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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