What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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