D3 body, D1 cock
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
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It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
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she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
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