Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
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