Did you hallucinate the same white buffalo that I did last night.
No, but I did see you shaking hands with a homeless man.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
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