i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
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she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
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Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
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