somebody snuck up and got me drunk
I CAN MOONWALK!
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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