i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
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I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
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Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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