its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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