You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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