He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize
