jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
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