She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
I wish I only lived at night.
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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