I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
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Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
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Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
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