so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
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dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
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yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
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