What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
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