you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
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He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
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Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
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