We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
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I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
A hangover is a type of food poisoning. Makes me feel better about calling out of work.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
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You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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