in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
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