I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
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she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
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If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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