Whats the glycemic index on semen?
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
You told me you were going to invite all of your Tinder matches to the same bar on the same night and make them compete for your affection in a series of Lust Olympics. Winner gets laid.
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
Randomize