Those balls look pretty dangerous.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
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Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
I just made a cocktail. Had one shot of vodka left. It looked lonely so I decided to reunite it with its vodka friends in my bloodstream.
Starting the day at 1:44 in the afternoon. With a hot pocket and a mixer. Who knew my life had this kind of possibility.
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
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I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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