I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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