3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
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I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
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Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
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