yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
So many bounce houses so little time
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
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