This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
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I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
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Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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