? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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