Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
People with herpes should wear stickers.
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
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of course. lets lasso hookers.
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
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He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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