shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
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Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
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I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
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