i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
Apparently oprah and I were in competition to see who's ass could get bigger this summer
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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