I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
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Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
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I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
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