was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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