Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
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You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
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just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
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