I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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