I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
i celebrated the independence of our country by dry heaving tequila all morning. so classy. happy 4th.
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
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she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
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My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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