i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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