i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
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And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
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You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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