id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
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