just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
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Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
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trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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