1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
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