More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
i now understand why vodka
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
Randomize
