Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
so explain again why im purple
no
I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
Over Bumbled last night. I think I set my dog up on a date Sunday afternoon. I have to drive him, meet the other dog’s dad and secretly drink a bottle of champagne from a “water bottle”. This is not what I expected 30 to be like.
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