I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
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she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
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I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
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