Apparently you make a good broom.
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
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