I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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