I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
Randomize
