he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
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