Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(973): View more from New Jersey

i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.

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(323): View more from California

Booty call?

(310): View more from California

Dude you don't even follow my twitter

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(847): View more from Illinois

how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?

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(612): View more from Minnesota

Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?

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(661): View more from California

It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.

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(361): View more from Texas

Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?

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(785): View more from Kansas

Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.

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(386): View more from Florida

I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?

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(303): View more from Colorado

She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.

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