So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
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My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
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I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
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