No awkward lesbian experiences without me
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
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I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
NoShamevember. You game?
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
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Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.