none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
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When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
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I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
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