Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
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He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
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why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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