After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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