just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
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after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
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Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
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