what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
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According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
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I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
My credit card got frozen due to suspicious activity. "Let's go over your recent transaction history... it looks like these are all at bars." BITCH, DON'T JUDGE MY MONDAY NIGHTS.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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