I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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