So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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