How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
The lady at the touchless car wash just gave me the look of death. How do I say, "sorry it's not my puke" in Spanish?
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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