Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
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